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October 16 2017

bastille:

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

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lord-voldetit:

#1 tweet of the century

October 15 2017

We got my mother a black cat Halloween candy bowl...

employee645-a:

It’s no longer hers.

It’s the cat’s now.

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weavemama:

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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lightsintheskye:

Be Prepared, Link.

You’re gonna wanna click on this one to read it. I got lazy with bgs but i tried OTL

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theocseason4:

the future I envision for myself

October 11 2017

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drawinglobster:

Floating and not so floating friends.

October 08 2017

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thekarmariaconnection:

THAT’S IT

I’M GETTIN’ ME MALLET

October 07 2017

theitalianscrub:

odric-master-swagtician:

odric-master-swagtician:

I really…fucking hate customer service.

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU CAN’T

READ???

ON YOUR DAY OFF??

thesilvershire:

firenationandrecreation:

fanwright:

tylarsphinx:

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

Poetry is great.

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

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aquilaofarkham:

preston garvey: if you’re asking if i’ve ever thought about you… romantically, the short answer is yes. but i didn’t ever imagine that you could feel the same way about me.

me: 

October 05 2017

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acoolguy:

hellbabyfromhell:

does anyone else drink hot sauce sometimes… :0(

i prefer cold sauce like mountain dew code red

August 28 2017

August 27 2017

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thetrippytrip:

We asked you not to catcall.

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